The BEST new life scorecard

In school everything we studied and examined for was marked out of 100. Every pointless subject i never used in real life. it was marked in a 0 to 100 scale. So many capable millions of people feeling they didn’t have the chops to make it in life because of some failure in a room grading the papers . So many years wasted in such a pointless exercise. So many kids going through so many scars ………..for what ?

well. f*ck that.

Now we are going to have another grading system. This is all you will need. So stop feeling bad your batch mate earns more than you or that your neighbor drives a better car.

I call it the BEST rating system. For BEATS EVERYTHING SCORING TECHNIQUE.

1

take your age.

2

total the number of foreign countries you have travelled to.

3

calculate the number of years you can live if you decided to walk off from whatever job you were doing and NEVER worked for a salary again.ever.

Multiply 2 and 3.

Minus your age from whatever you get when you multiplied 2 and 3.

Try hard to get THAT number to 100.

there is no upper limit. so try for 1000.

At the VERY least try not to go negative on the BEST score.

That’s about it.

To hell with all other pointless scorecards.